Ep.100 – The World’s End: No really, it’s the fucking apocalypse.

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Kelley

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This is it! Episode 100 – the final regularly scheduled episode of Mating Habits of the Modern Geek.

It’s a full house when Em, Andrew Bartlett, Paris, The Business, LLC and Sean Ryan join me to give the show a proper send off. It’s loud, chaotic, the cold open is too long, and as per usual, we barely mention dating – you know, a pretty standard show.

We do all flip a collective table over the probable end of Western Civilization.

As always, we owe everything to the folks who subscribe and listen to the show.

It has been an absolute pleasure, and hope to see you over on State of the Geek, We Don’t STOP for Chests, Colin!, or any of the other half dozen shows I’ll be on.

Please stay subscribed to make sure you don’t miss out on new sporadic Mating Habits Episodes that will be popping up from time to time.

Thank you – Kelley

Ep.99 – Finishing Moves: Score that second date!

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Kelley

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It’s our penultimate episode! Sean Ryan takes a break from daddy detail to chat with me about getting that second date.

We spoil the shit out of Walking Dead, talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider, Destiny’s Festival of the Lost, and Sean archives the entirety of AlphaCounter.com for prosperity.

Tables are flipped and the begging begins in earnest for submissions for the last episode of Mating Habits, where all the hosts will be on hand to answer your questions, give your shoutouts, and bid farewell.

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Ep.98 – Level 3-4 Replay: Brave-ing up is Hard to Do.

Posted on October 17, 2016 by Kelley

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Em survives Hurricane Matthew and joins me for our next revisit of episodes 3 and 4 from many moons ago. We talk about how much it sucks to get up the courage to ask someone out on a date, and how bad it feels when they say no.

But on a lighter note, we discuss anime, scary shows on the TV, and all the other podcasts I’m in. We flip tables over terrible Trump-positive memes and price gouging during a natural disaster.

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Ep.97 – Level 2: “Troll the respawn, Jeremy”

Posted on September 30, 2016 by Kelley

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Paris and The Business, LLC help me revisit our first Mating Habits episode together – Episode 2!

We change our minds about a couple of things when it comes to where to meet new people that you might want to date.

We also talk Rise of Iron, Longmire, and new podcasts. Tables get flipped over ghost tour guides, people who don’t like anything, and folks who should know how to act before they leave the house.

Check out my new show State of the Geek with Joe Hogan of Geektitude!

Ep.96 – Level 1: Episode 1, 2nd Playthrough

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Kelley

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Join Andrew and I as we revisit the first-ever episode of Mating Habits, and see what we’ve learned.

We discuss Sausage Party, books, TV shows on Hulu, and we flip tables over bad email etiquette and Pokemon Go’s long-lost update.

Ep.95 – Millennials Can’t Even with Sex? #WTF?

Posted on August 22, 2016 by Kelley

They’re downloading Mating Habits – can’t blame ’em.

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Paris and The Business, LLC are back to help me figure out what’s going on with Millennials and why they’re not getting down like they used to in my day.

We also talk at length about the failures of Suicide Squad and the DC Movie Universe as a whole, beach trips, German DJ obsessions, and my willingness to give Voyager another try.

Tables get flipped, tales get told, get into it.

LINKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAMz-uxTFfw&feature=youtu.be

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Ep. 94 – Commitment: Why is it so tough to make one?

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Kelley

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Sean Ryan joins me to chat about movies, my ex-husband’s ex-wife contacts me, and we discuss what the big deal is about commitment.

Tables are flipped over Clint Eastwood and pop-up ads on phones.

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Ep.93 – Google-Stalking: To Search or Not to Search

Posted on July 25, 2016 by Kelley

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Andrew spends the week doing fun stuff with me like seeing Ghostbusters and rocking out with Flight of the Conchords. We spoil the hell out of all the movies, including the new Star Trek Beyond, rave about Stranger Things, and squee over all the upcoming movie trailers.

We discuss how far is too far when you’re Googling people you’re interested in, and we flip tables over vaper and shoppers.

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Ep.92 – Dating Apps: Pros, Cons, and Whatnots!

Posted on July 4, 2016 by Kelley

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Welcome Dustin Calhoun of the Cock Tales over Cocktails Podcast! He and I discuss all the different dating apps available for our smartphones these days. We also talk cosplay workouts, DC Pride, baby showers, and naked yoga.

Also, if you listen to this show, treat yo’ self and download the DragonFruit geek dating app IMMEDIATELY!

We flip tables over privilege in politics, and play a new game where we talk choose guests for our ideal dinner party.

Check out Dustin’s show at the link below!

Cock Tales over Cocktails!

https://cocktalesovercocktails.com/

Ep.91 – Boys and Breakups: Do Men Suffer Longer with a Broken Heart?

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Kelley

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Sean Ryan and I reluctantly return from an all-too-short break to talk about some interesting findings about how men and women suffer differently from breakups.

We discuss my recent success as a damn bass pro, Sean’s first Father’s Day, “Injustice” in video games, and I get another insulting message from someone on OKC – must be a day that ends in “Y.”

We play another round of One, True, Three, where I won’t tell you who wins…only that she’s also incredibly good-looking, and tables get flipped over parking lot etiquette and gold diggers plaguing our streets.

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