In this episode, Michael joins me to discuss my new breakthrough solution for figuring out if someone is right for you. It’s a theory I wrote on the back of an envelope…at a friend’s house…and then drew a sad face on it…but it’s a good tool for anyone to use all the same.
Michael shares some of his worst dating experiences, and I bring up the issue I have with men flirting with me by arguing against the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Apparently guys out there can’t take a joke, or they’re certain they have evidence that it couldn’t happen – maybe a litte bit too certain.
We flip some tables over bullies and call-out culture, and how people often don’t get that not only are they not helping things, but sometimes they make it worse.
And the vegetarian food we couldn’t think of was tempeh!
Links From This Episode:
Project Management Iron Triangle
In my head, I just superimpose your British/German circle over the star, but then remove a point by combining Hair Style and Fashion…which would make for a very different symbol. (BUT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.)
(Also, links have some typos.)
Your mom’s links have typos!
Yer…FACE HAS TYPOS.
Guys. Both of your mom’s faces have typos.
Also, pro-tip MS Paint has a six point star tool. Makes this thing so much easier. Whipped up a quick one. For lulz, of course.
http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/PistolWhipped_2008/4lulz_zps28e8dba4.jpg
I dig that your chart suggests that you’ll settle for a woman with a penis, as long as she doesn’t have kids or any STDs. I suppose that’s fair.
I love this! Also, I’m pretty thrilled that I meet all the requirements except the legs one. Hey, five out of six ain’t bad! 🙂
@ Sean
When in doubt, lower your standards. Anything for a laugh. 😀
@ Kelley
High five! Though if this running is doing the same thing to your legs as it is to mine, you might be selling yourself short. 😉
You know, this is a brilliant idea though. I need to actually sit down and knock a serious one out.