Paris and The Business are back! We wade through some of the things that might ruin your relationship, or things that might be holding you back from finding a relationship of your own.
We cover wide-ranging topics from the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trailer to Puzzles and Dragons; and Attack on Titan to dishwasher meth. Paris spells out her plans to become a YouTube sensation (which gets edited out for patent reasons) and defends her obvious and blatant racism.
Tables are flipped over Facebook quizzes, Weather-wrongs, and people trying too hard to be different.
Also, Pro-Tip: Bud Lite Straw-Ber-Rita…NOT EVEN ONCE!