Ep.40 – Relationship Wreckers: Listen All of Y’all, It’s a Sabotage!

"I'm jealous...my earrings would be so much happier with that dress" *snif*

“I’m jealous…my earrings would be so much happier with that dress” *snif*

Paris and The Business are back! We wade through some of the things that might ruin your relationship, or things that might be holding you back from finding a relationship of your own.

We cover wide-ranging topics from the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trailer to Puzzles and Dragons; and Attack on Titan to dishwasher meth. Paris spells out her plans to become a YouTube sensation (which gets edited out for patent reasons) and defends her obvious and blatant racism.

Tables are flipped over Facebook quizzes, Weather-wrongs, and people trying too hard to be different.

Also, Pro-Tip: Bud Lite Straw-Ber-Rita…NOT EVEN ONCE!

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Gratuitous Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Photo



So, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is going to premier in about an hour, so I wanted to squee, and post this photo as a THANK YOU to MY NEW SUBSCRIBERS!

People have been downloading the heck out of my podcast episode archives, so welcome new folks!  Nothing is more entertaining than looking at which episodes people have the most interest in…y’all are some dirty people!

So, enjoy Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., stay classy, and thanks for stopping by.

Happy New Year! (or, GFYS 2012!)

2013 HNY

Happy New Year, Everyone! Gott Nytt År, Sweden!

May 2013 find you ready to take on the world and be the best YOU you can be.

Have any 2013 resolutions? Do you want to get out and meet new people, try new things, improve yourself in some way?

Well, good luck, and remember that we here at Mating Habits love you just the way you are.

PS – Cycle 3 starts Monday, January 7th…I’m So Excited!!

First the planet…next, THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

Watch out, Mars…

Some sort of graph about planetary voter turnout? Nah, just a visual example of all of the countries where Mating Habits of the Modern Geek Podcast has subscribers – the darker the blue, the more subscribers in that country. USA and Sweden, you’re kicking the UK’s butt, fwiw 😀

So, it begins…

Welcome to what I hope will be a fun and informative journey, navigating the obstacles and challenges of dating in the Geek world to ultimately find your way to the relationship of your dreams.

In order to secure my position as the correct woman for this job, I’ll give you my Geek Resume – a CV of time spent earning my Bachelors of Science in TARDIS, followed by my PhD in Trek Studies.

My geek credentials are myriad — I mean, I just used the word, “Myriad,” — but if you need further proof, I’ll sum up things by saying I’m a Science Fiction/Fantasy RPG Gamer Geek who has played every type of game from Table-Top Warhammer Fantasy to Dungeons and Dragons 2-3.5 (I still contend that 4 was an empty, soulless attempt to ruin everything ever). I have logged hundreds of console hours playing Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Left 4 Dead, and Tenchu Z. I have emoted and RP-walked through weeks-worth of World of Warcraft and Star Wars, The Old Republic. This doesn’t even take into account the amount of time I’ve spent enjoying TV, Movies, Comics, and Novels that span the genres — let’s just say I’ve been Aiming to Misbehave ever since Han Solo shot first.

If you’ve read this far, I invite you to also consider my love history. I’ve been on dates…lots and lots of dates…like, a bunch of damn dates. Sprinkle in a smattering of long-term relationships, and you’ve got 20 years-worth of expectation, gratification, and rejection.

I have a lot of things to say about geeks dating other geeks, and I have the advice that many of you might need to get your foot in the door of the cranky neighbor known as “Love.”

This blog will be a companion piece to a podcast by the same name, available on iTunes – it’s free, so what do you have to lose?

I hope you’ll find it informative and inspiring – or at least funny. Feedback is my friend, so feel free to comment and ask questions, or follow me on Twitter @Kelleydisagrees and Direct Message me with anything and everything.

Buckle Up, because it’s about to get geekish.